They did it!
BREAKING NEWS: Doctors have found some blood in Maradona's cocaine system. ARCE

Most funny joke ever
*Classes Online* Teacher: How can I turn up the volume? Me: Press Alt+F4 Teacher:*disconnects* Me: 11018

It does exist
The perfect sandwich shop doesn' exis- Sandwich hub

I speak asian
White moms when they say Ni Hao to the Korean waitress

Shit!
Soldiers on battlefield: *praying for victory* Opposing soldiers: *also praying* God:

Very gently
Me: Very gently pushes shower handle 0.02 cm to the left The shower: I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor!

Ankward moment
FREUD EXPLAINING THE OEDIPUS COMPLEX HIS MOTHER

So healthy
Me: “I'm gonna start eating healthy

Wow
Messages Dad Hey son, can you come help me rape these leaves? Oh myl Sorry, autocorrect

Grammar is important
When you meow at your owner for food, but instead he meows back at you with 13 grammatical errors