Just one
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Ice-O-Lated
C. BLO NO ONE IN ANTARCTICA HAS COVID-19 DAD DON'T ITS BECAUSE THEY'RE ICE-O-LATED BLOCK DAD STOP PLEASE

Perfect date
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Nice job
When you're an adult, but you feel like a kid faking their way through life

No war
Brazilians: America is the entire continent, not just the United States Iran: death to America! Brazilians: CO THIS IS AMERICA

Nice!
My phone: The alarm clock will ring in 3 hours 48 minutes Me at 3 a.m.: imgflip.com

Too late
You're late again! What happened this time? Sir, you won't believe it. No fucking way

Bank is not happy
Soh HOLIDAYSINCORNWALL.COM Farmers Stand In Silence At Auction So A Young Man Can Buy Back His Family Farmhouse The Bank

Hippie
I want someone to look at me the same way this hippie chick looks at her avocado

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